Controversy, Extensions, & Inspiration

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“Meaningful Work.”Screen Shot 2019-02-07 at 4.17.57 PM Read the green article (included in your Controversial Articles Packet) called “Meaningful Work” or click 2019 Meaningful Work for a copy.

 

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New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test

Listen to The Onion . . .

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-education-initiative-replaces-k12-curriculum-w,38048/

18 Kids Who Definitely Bested Their Teachers

http://www.collegehumor.com/post/6994763/18-kids-who-definitely-bested-their-teachers

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We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.

T.S. Eliot

GREAT FOOD FOR THOUGHT!  Check out Alan Watts video “Life is a dance”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29atSZKbmS4

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When Serendipity becomes Zemblanity

By Richard Boyle
A few weeks ago the tappal karaya delivered a package from The Netherlands containing a newly-published art volume, a collection of silkscreen posters entitled Serendipity: Found Posters. The spine, confusingly, didn’t carry the title but an explanation of it: “SERENDIPITY The occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy and beneficial way: a fortunate stroke of serendipity: a series of small serendipities”.

I have a special interest in the etymology of “serendipity”, partly as a result of being the Sri Lankan English consultant of the Oxford English Dictionary (OED). In particular I try to correct the common misconception that the 18th-century writer Horace Walpole coined the word in a book written by him called The Three Princes of Serendip. In fact, this book, a fairytale of sorts, was compiled and published in 1557 by a Venetian, Michele Tramezzino. It was in 1754 that Horace Walpole created the word serendipity from an episode in this tale about the quest for a missing camel. Surprisingly, the first direct English translation of Tramezzino’s work appeared only in 1964 as Serendipity and the Three Princes: From the Peregrinaggio of 1557.

The second misconception is that serendipity is synonymous with simple accidental discovery, an idea at variance with Walpole’s more complex and metaphorical original meaning. His explanation centres on the heroes of the tale, who, he says, “were always making discoveries, by accident and sagacity, of things they were not in quest of”. Even the OED definition, “the faculty of making happy and unexpected discoveries by accident”, does not meet Walpole’s prescription of a gift for discovery by accident and sagacity while in pursuit of something else. These ingredients are cumulative and all should be mentioned in the ideal dictionary definition.

Serendipity: Found Posters “The occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy and beneficial way” is a perfect example of inadequate definition. The word “happy” (used even in the OED definition) cannot be a substitute for “sagacity”.

On the final page I learnt from the editor, Hans Gremmen, that these posters “were found at the silkscreen workshop of Paul Wyber of WyberZeefdruk (WyberScreenprint) in Amsterdam”. But where does serendipity fit in? Surely you don’t go to a silkscreen studio and find the product by accident while in search of something else?

History supports the more nuanced meaning through significant examples of accidental and sagacious discovery. There is Columbus’s discovery of America, Alexander Fleming’s discovery of penicillin and Alfred Nobel’s discovery of dynamite. Conversely, there have been some extraordinary uses of the word. My favourite is the 1992 catalogue for women’s underwear, on the cover of which “serendipity” was emblazoned without explanation. Then there’s the following nugget of wisdom found on the Internet in 2001: “Serendipity: when love feels like magic you call it destiny. When destiny has a sense of humour you call it serendipity.”

When I leafed through Found Posters I not only stumbled on a section that was upside down (I assume intentionally) but also an excerpt from the chapter “Horace Walpole, Serendipity, and the Three Princes” from my book Sindbad in Serendib. Then I remembered the editor’s name, Hans Gremmen: he had emailed me requesting permission to reproduce the excerpt some months earlier.

Pity Gremmen didn’t quote this lament by Robert K Merton and Elinor Barber in the masterpiece on the subject, The Travels and Adventures of Serendipity (2004):

“Serendipity’s initial unique and compendious meaning of a particular kind of complex phenomenon – the ‘discovery of things unsought’ or the experience of ‘looking for one thing and finding another’– becomes ever more eroded as it becomes ever more popular. Ultimately the word becomes so variously employed in various socio-cultural strata as to become virtually vacuous. For many, the very sound of serendipity rather than its metaphorical etymology takes hold so that at the extreme it is taken to mean little more than a Disneylike expression of pleasure, good feeling, or happiness. No longer a niche-word filling a semantic gap, the vogue word became a vague word.”

It’s certainly in vogue. Although used in print only 135 times by 1958, serendipity appeared in the titles of 57 books between 1958 and 2000. Furthermore, the word was used in newspapers 13,000 times during the 1990s. And a few mouse clicks will find that serendipity is to be found in some eight million online documents.

Inevitably, the “Disneylike expression of pleasure” concept of serendipity is utilised – dare one say, overused – in most tourist publications on Sri Lanka, usually to describe paradisiacal discoveries within the island’s shores.

Fortunately, hackneyed and incorrect usage of serendipity is being countered by a radically different interpretation of the word, an effort that focuses on understanding its complex metaphorical etymology. That this revitalised original concept of serendipity relates to the field of conciliation and mediation is particularly apt. The relevance of the word in peace-building was first expounded upon in The Moral Imagination: The art and soul of building peace (2005) by John Paul Lederach. The book proposes that peace-building is both a learned skill and an art – a creative act and an exercise in moral imagination. In a chapter titled “On Serendipity: The gift of accidental sagacity”, Lederach writes:

“Serendipity is the wisdom of recognizing and then moving with the energetic flow of the unexpected. It has a crablike quality, an ability to accumulate understanding and create progress by moving sideways rather than in a linear fashion. Serendipity pushes us to think about attitude and humility, the nature of developing theories of social change . . .

“Serendipity requires peripheral vision, not just forward-looking eyesight. It is the single greatest antidote to state politics and tunnel vision. Serendipity describes the fascination and frustration of sideways progress that constitutes the human endeavour of building peace.

“But what does serendipity have to do with real politics? I respond, ‘Everything’. In the real world, the element that assures extinction is unidirectionality, a single-mindedness of process and response in pursuit of a purpose. Survival requires adaptation to constantly changing environments, finding ways to move sideways while maintaining clarity of purpose. The key is how to build from the unexpected, how to connect accident with sagacity. “Serendipity is the gift of life. It keeps us alive to constant growth and unending potential, if we develop a capacity to see what is found along the way and adapt creatively while keeping a keen sense of purpose. Spiders, crabs, skin, rivers and peacebuilders are artisans of social change.”

Zemblanity

Those who believe in the Law of Opposites – that everything is a unity of opposites, such as the negative and positive charges of electricity – will understand that the concept of serendipity must have a contrary aspect. The English novelist William Boyd contemplated this in his novel Armadillo (1998), and even suggested the antonym – zemblanity:

“So what is the opposite of Serendip, a southern land of spice and warmth, lush greenery and hummingbirds, seawashed, sunbasted? Think of another world in the far north, barren, icebound, cold, a world of flint and stone. Call it Zembla. Ergo: zemblanity, the opposite of serendipity, the faculty of making unhappy, unlucky and expected discoveries by design. Serendipity and zemblanity: the twin poles of the axis around which we revolve.”

The derivation of “zemblanity” is widely discussed on the Internet, yet the term appears in the title of a recently-published book by Simon Hertnon concerning words with an uncertain future, From Afterwit to Zemblanity: 100 Endangered Words Brought to Life. Well discussed though it may be, there is little actual literary usage, unlike that of “serendipity”.

It’s easy to envisage, like Boyd, that the opposite of paradisiacal Serendib should be geographically and otherwise far removed – a barren, icebound, northern land. In fact Zembla is the shortened version of the name Nova Zembla, an archipelago of islands north of Russia once used for nuclear testing.

Nova Zembla itself is a Latinisation of the Russian novaya zemlya, which means ‘new land’. So, zemblanity has the bizarre meaning of ‘land-ity’. The Oxford English Dictionary is not contemplating an entry for the word at present, but it does include Zembl(i)an: “a. adjective Belonging to Nova Zembla, a group of islands in the Arctic Ocean north of Archangel in Russia; hence, arctic. b. noun A native or inhabitant of Nova Zembla.”

Although zemblanity doesn’t have the style or even perhaps the necessity of serendipity, there are aspects of the association of the two words that provide food for thought. For instance, what if Zembla was not a separate island but an opposite aspect of Serendib, that zemblanity was an incompatible but nevertheless equally essential and indispensable part of serendipity?
In Sri Lanka, such an intertwining has appeared in the past 30 years. Serendipity and zemblanity have both been present, inseparably tied. Yet while guidebooks and such-like have waffled on about serendipity in a meaningless fashion, many downplayed the zemblanity that has hovered, ready to catch even the ultra-wary in its grasp. The question is: what will happen to zemblanity now?

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Ulysses

Alfred Lord Tennyson

It little profits that an idle king,
By this still hearth, among these barren crags,
Match’d with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me.

I cannot rest from travel: I will drink
Life to the lees: all times I have enjoyed
Greatly, have suffered greatly, both with those
That loved me, and alone; on shore, and when
Through scudding drifts the rainy Hyades
Vexed the dim sea: I am become a name;
For always roaming with a hungry heart
Much have I seen and known; cities of men
And manners, climates, councils, governments,
Myself not least, but honoured of them all;
And drunk delight of battle with my peers;
Far on the ringing plains of windy Troy.
I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethrough
Gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades
For ever and for ever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use!
As though to breathe were life. Life piled on life
Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this grey spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.

This is my son, mine own Telemachus,
To whom I leave the sceptre and the isle —
Well-loved of me, discerning to fulfil
This labour, by slow prudence to make mild
A rugged people, and through soft degrees
Subdue them to the useful and the good.
Most blameless is he, centred in the sphere
Of common duties, decent not to fail
In offices of tenderness, and pay
Meet adoration to my household gods,
When I am gone. He works his work, I mine.

There lies the port; the vessel puffs her sail:
There gloom the dark broad seas. My mariners,
Souls that have toil’d, and wrought, and thought with me —
That ever with a frolic welcome took
The thunder and the sunshine, and opposed
Free hearts, free foreheads — you and I are old;
Old age hath yet his honour and his toil;
Death closes all: but something ere the end,
Some work of noble note, may yet be done,
Not unbecoming men that strove with Gods.
The lights begin to twinkle from the rocks:
The long day wanes: the slow moon climbs: the deep
Moans round with many voices. Come, my friends,
‘Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
Push off, and sitting well in order smite
The sounding furrows; for my purpose holds
To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths
Of all the western stars, until I die.
It may be that the gulfs will wash us down:
It may be we shall touch the Happy Isles,
And see the great Achilles, whom we knew

Tho’ much is taken, much abides; and though
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Oh, you’re into it now!!!  “You have crossed the Rubicon!”

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E.D. Hirsch–the guru of Cultural Literacy

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Day The Music Died

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February 3, 1959

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“Bye, bye, Miss American Pie”

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If you are intrigued and would like to decipher the baffling allusions in American Pie” click HERE!    How did you do?  You may want to check out some American Pie interpretion websites: 

http://understandingamericanpie.com/

http://www.don-mclean.com/

http://www.don-mclean.com/americanpie.asp

http://www.faqs.org/faqs/music/american-pie/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_(song)

http://www.rareexception.com/Garden/Pie.php

A UNUSUAL PARODY ON YOUTUBE CALLED “BUY, BUY AMERICAN PIE”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8wbXAR4ZQ

  

MEMETICS

 Click  memetics  to visit a couple of  websites devoted to the meme.

  E-BOOKS?  

EMPLOYERS LOOK AT FACEBOOK FOR HIRING QUALIFICATIONS!

Check this out:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/03/05/facebook-can-tell-you-if-a-person-is-worth-hiring/

BEING vs. DOING

Watch the SLAM POET  Sarah Kay’s TED TALK “How Many Lives Can You Live?”  Click HERE .

Here’s her website: http://www.kaysarahsera.com/

Check out the website On Being with Krista Tippet (click HERE)  and About On Being (click HERE  or   http://being.publicradio.org/about/)

SLAM POETRY–http://www.cnn.com/2011/LIVING/07/07/philadelphia.slam.poetry/index.html

Educational Paradigms

Ken Robinson say schools kill creativity: Click HERE.

http://www.ted.com Psychologist Barry Schwartz takes aim at a central tenet of western societies: freedom of choice. In Schwartz’s estimation, choice has made us not freer but more paralyzed, not happier but more dissatisfied.  Click HERE

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http://elitedaily.com/life/motivation/this-video-uses-jelly-beans-show-you-how-much-youre-wasting-your-life-video/

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Alfie Kohn Meets Dwight–

Click HERE for the Dwight Shrute bucks video interspersed with Alfie Kohn’s ideas!

Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDrmQ_Qs5F0to watch Alfie’s lecture from Oct. 13, 2013 on COMPETITION, MOTIVATION, GRADES, etc.  Fascinating!  This lecture gives a thorough overview of Kohn’s main tenets.

Click HERE to see a 12 minute interview with Alfie Kohn on Oprah.

 

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Click   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XAPnuFjJc for RSA Animate – “Drive: The Surprising Truth about What Motivates Us”

Zen and other controversial articles.  For a pdf. copy of ALL of these articles, click HERE. FYI! 

Here is the Alfie Kohn vs. Dwight Schrute video!  Click HERE!

If Kohn’s work further intrigues you, check out his website:  http://www.alfiekohn.org/index.html  I particularly enjoyed listening to some of his interviews, particularly his take on homework explored in his latest book entitled The Homework Myth  

Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDrmQ_Qs5F0 to watch Alfie’s lecture from Oct. 13, 2014 on COMPETITION, which gives a thorough overview of Kohn’s main tenets.

Response from NYC:

Click http://nycpublicschoolparents.blogspot.com/2010/12/fact-checking-waiting-for-superman.html

x Click HERE for the article on “Children lack ability for Dickens, says biographer” by Claire Tomalin

UNIVERSAL QUESTIONS:

x Click Evil Universal Question-Newey, Glen for an excellent article discussing the nature of evil as a universal question.

  1.   “The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.”  (Pablo Neruda)  MOST OFTEN USED WORKS/AUTHORS SHEET we used in class today.  CLICK HERE FOR A COPY. 

INSPIRATION    

“How important is it?

the answer? 

from Sara Groves . . .

“And everything is important But everything is not .

At the end of your life your relationships are all you’ve got . . .”

from her song “One More Thing”  For a copy of the lyrics to this great song, click HERE.

  Christian the lion –To see an awesome “feel-good” story,

click on the links below!

  Christian the lion

full video about Christian’s story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnV-MZjs7BA

  on Christian the lion from The View:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiGKWoJi5qM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adYbFQFXG0U

Christian the lion owners–35 years later on today show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRsDrqTBq6Y&feature=related

 Australian interview–the owners 35 years later:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_dWzF-vSXQ&feature=related

 

CHECK OUT THESE TEAM HOLT SITES:                                                                                                                                      IRON MAN DOCUMENTARY ABOUT DICK AND RICK HOYT This one tells their whole story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDnrLv6z-mM&feature=related

TEAM HOLT WEBSITE

http://www.teamhoyt.com/

“I can only Imagine” music to video footage of Rick and Dick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afv5jTrC7nM&feature=related

SOME OTHERS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flRvsO8m_KI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDnrLv6z-mM&feature=related

 Randy Pausch

Are you a Tigger or an Eyeore?

CBS announcement of Randy’s death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SwZQlzZRtk&feature=related

Randy Pausch & Eric Hutchinson music (3 min. 31 sec)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7O6AWwLyAk&NR

Wall Street Journal  tribute to Randy Pausch (5:13 min.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIysXLiA5s0&feature=related

Randy Pausch Carnegie-Mellon grad speech  (6 min)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcYv5x6gZTA&NR=1

Inspirational Speech by Dr. Randy Pausch On the Oprah Winfrey Show: The Last Lecture. Dr. Pausch Passed Away On July 25, 2008  (10 min.)

 “The Last Lecture”

highlights of “The Last Lecture”  (8:48 min.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw3G9_Ysg2E&NR=1

We don’t beat the grim reaper by living longer; we beat the grim reaper by living well.

 Earnest vs. Hip?

For a really inspirational story (reminds me of the “Lay of the Last Survivor”), watch these youtube videos about the story of Prof. Randy Pausch from Carnegie-Mellon giving his last lecture (a tradition for retiring professors at C-M to do before leaving to leave their life lessons with their students) at age 47 when he found out he had cancer and only had a few months to live.     Incredible!

     the actual speech “The Last Lecture”  (1 hour 16 min–well worth it!!)

   SERENDIPITY and SYNCRONICITY

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  Seamus Heany Poetry reading at St. Ben’s Oct. 2012

my brother Scott Wallenberg, Eric Clapton, and baby Eric (named after Clapton) at his first Clapton concert–only 3 months old 1985

Here’s a link to hear my brother Scott’s music:

http://www.purevolume.com/wallenbergmusic

Here’s a performance of Scott’s with the band The Crash at the Indy 500:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sNu_BA607U

PART C. Six Degrees of Separation Theory    Finally, do some research and jot down your understanding and thoughts about the “Six Degrees of Separation” Theory!  Check out the following “Six Degrees of Separation” websites! (some of the links might be broken; just keep trying)  Jot down some notes on the BACK SIDE of this WA–what you think/learned about the theory and anything you found interesting!    Here’s a TED talk with Kevin Bacon who is explaining the concept of 6 degrees and how it has impacted him.  Click http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9u-TITxwoM      HERE’S THE 6 degrees GAME!  http://www.thekevinbacongame.com/              GENERAL INFO ON THE 6 degrees theory http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPB8L_sFMaM  http://www.sixdegrees.org/  (Kevin’s site)                                                                                               NPR BROADCAST ABOUT 6 DEGREES THEORY : http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18417083                                                 MORE INFO ON THE 6 degrees theory http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/aug/03/internet.email                                                   http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1511/is_12_19/ai_59587202                                                http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/0,,sid9_gci932596,00.html                                            http://aries.mos.org/sixdegrees/ http://www.travellerspoint.com/forum.cfm?thread=14673                                                         the game    Click http://oracleofbacon.org/   http://www.thekevinbacongame.com/                           http://www-distance.syr.edu/bacon.html                                     http://msnbc.com/onair/nbc/dateline/KBacon/Kevin.asp                                                                                  the movie Six Degrees of Separation http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108149/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/                             Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon

HUMOR

 Randy Pausch’s

“The Last Lecture”

 highlights of “The Last Lecture”  (8:48 min.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw3G9_Ysg2E&NR=1

“We don’t beat the grim reaper by living longer;

we beat the grim reaper by living well.”

  1.  good-people-showpage-pic-940Bring FIELD TRIP $ & forms for Park Square’s Good People (Oct. 2nd) and the Guthrie’s Hamlet (April 30) ! The cost is $60.00.  Make the check out to EPHS English Dept.  Click 2014 AP LIT both Good People Park Square and Guthrie Hamlet PERMISS. FORMS for the permission forms.

  2. BRING check for $5.00 or CASH for the new PURPLE EPHS SURVIVAL MANUAL FOR WRITING PAPERS or $1.00 for justthe Works Cited excerpt.

     Major rule changes made parts of our old EPHS SURVIVAL MANUAL “extinct,” so we gathered all the necessary materials and put together a newer version.  What has substantial revision is the pink section for Works Cited.   Please bring a check immediately for $5.00 made out to “EP SCHOOLS-SURVIVAL MANUAL.” We will be using the manuals right away.  Without one, students will need to use the online version available on our EPHS English Department home page: http://ephs.edenpr.org/english

  3.   Decorate your QUILT SQUARE–DUE FRIDAY or ASAP!   YOU MUST WRITE YOUR NAME ON THE SQUARE IN LARGE LETTERS AND WRITE ONE of the two quotes from your WA#1 Reflections (the one we did in class today) on this square.!  Be sure to decorate the rest of the square however you would like.  You might attach fav. photos, artwork, color, designs, collage, etc.   Make this uniquely “you”!  We will put these up on the wall in our classroom (269)

Will you go out with all your flags flying?

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Gather ye rosebuds while ye may

Old time is now a’ flyin’

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Things kids born in 2014 may never know:

1. The post office. Instead of email, someone used to come all the way to your house just to drop a bunch of ads into a box on the front porch. This service was a big money loser.

2. Parking meters. There was a time when you had to pay for parking by putting coins into a little steel box on a pole.

3. Bank tellers. People used to visit a bank branch to make deposits and withdrawals. What a lot of effort expended on something that can be done digitally in mere seconds with no travel involved.

4. Paper statements. Trees used to give their lives so that those who refused to go digital could get bills and other statements in the mail. (See No. 1.)

5. Paper checks. While it was illegal to make your own paper money, it was OK to write an amount of money on a piece of ordinary paper. Once you signed it, it somehow magically became the same as money.

6. Cable TV. Before universal Wi-Fi, there used to be a wire running all the way from downtown to bring entertainment into the house. Judging by the price, you’d have thought it contained a cure for cancer.

7. Toll booths. Before they started charging tolls by taking a picture of your license plate, you had to stop at a booth and either throw money in a basket or hand it to someone. They were kind of like phone booths on the turnpike.

8. Phone booths. Before everyone had wireless phones, there used to be little glass rooms on street corners where you’d go in and use coins to make a call. For some people, they also doubled as bathrooms.

9. Newspapers. In days before everyone had computers at home and in their pockets, printing presses made paper versions of websites. People would then drive around and throw them on your lawn.

10. Car keys. Cars had keys you’d insert into a keyhole in the doors and dashboard to unlock and start the car. Sometimes you’d lock them in, then try to retrieve them with a coat hanger. Other people would stop and try to help.

11. Bookstores. A retail store where you’d go to buy books.

12. Books. There used to be a physical version of e-books made out of paper.

13. DVDs. Before movies were delivered online, they came on discs you’d stick into your computer or a player attached to your TV.

14. Incandescent lighting. This kind of light bulb didn’t last as long or cost as much as LED lighting, but it had a nice glow to it.

15. Fax machines. These devices transmitted a piece of paper to another fax machine anywhere in the world. It worked over phone lines.

16. Phone lines. Before wireless, calls were carried on wires. Like power wires, they were strung everywhere and stopped working during snow and ice storms.

17. Non-digital picture frames. There was a time when a picture frame could only display one picture at a time, so you needed a frame for every picture. Some were better looking than the picture they contained.

18. Cursive handwriting. You’d pick up a pen or pencil and actually write things by hand. Not only that, but the letters of each word were all connected in such a way that it was often impossible to decipher.

19. Camcorders. Before HD video cameras became standard in phones, you had to buy a separate device if you wanted video selfies.

20. Blind dates. In the days before dating websites, people were forced to meet one another any way they could, including being introduced to friends of friends. It was awkward, because there was no way to IM, text, exchange pics or otherwise communicate before actually meeting. The people you met this way usually weren’t as good looking as you.

21. Talking to one person at a time. Before pocket computers, you weren’t required to stay in constant communication via text. Nor was it customary to let everyone you’d ever met know where you were and what you were doing via Facebook. As a result, you’d often find yourself forced to communicate solely with the people in front of you.

22. Driving a car. Before self-driving cars, you had to do it all: gas, brakes, mirrors, turn signals, talk on the phone, text, put on makeup and eat, all at the same time.

23. Setting a thermostat. People used to manually set the temperature in your house.

24. Forgetting someone’s name. Before Google Glass came along, we had to recognize faces all by ourselves, and remember their personal information.

25. Buying music. With Pandora, Spotify, Rdio, iTunes Radio, etc., we have unlimited music libraries that we pay for by the month. Before that, we bought our music one song or album at a time and built collections.

 

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EXTRA CREDIT PARK SQUARE THEATER LETTER DUE MONDAY!

Type a letter of feedback (You may either email the letter or give Wally a hard copy) of at least one side of a page (worth one 5 point EC coupon) to someone involved in your Park Square experience seeing and participating in 33 Variations workshops this week.

Address the feedback letter to ONE of the following:

  1. Mary Finnerty (Educational Programs Director)

  2. James Rocco (Director of 33 Variations)

  3. to one of your workshop teachers–Brian (USC) or Tessie (Make-up), Brian (Rapier),

  4. to one of the actors:

cheeseman_nateNate Cheeseman (Mike)

brake_robert_bruce2014 Robert-Bruce Brake (Schindler)

elkina_irinaIrina Elkina (pianist)

Landry_Karen Karen Landry (Dr. Brandt)

Maren_jennifer Jennifer Maren (Clara)

myers_michelle Michelle Myers (Gertie)

simmons_peter Peter Simmons (Diabelli)

strout_edwin Edwin Strout (Beethoven)